AGE: 26
POSITION: Utility Back, Rubber of legs
RUGBY IDOL: Kenny Logan, Carlos Spencer
FAVOURITE DRINK: Gin and Tonic
FAVOURITE BAND: The accordion melodies of Jimmy Shand
PRE-GAME ROUTINE: Polish my boots and focus like a laser
STRANGEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER WOKEN UP: Neilston
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN 3 WORDS: Short, dark, handsome
BEST PIECE OF ADVICE: Prior preparation prevents piss poor performance
CELEBRITY DOUBLE: Ben Stiller, Del Piero (don’t see it myself) or
Zoolander!