AGE: 29
HEIGHT: 5' 8"
WEIGHT: 14 st
POSITION: These days, the sidelines
RUGBY IDOL: The Crab
FAVOURITE DRINK: Tuborg Lager
FAVOURITE BAND: The Chemical Brothers
PRE GAME ROUTINE: Make sure all the Twos turn up
STRANGEST PLACE YOU'VE WOKEN UP: In a Danish graveyard
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN 3 WORDS: A Cunning Linguist
CELEBRITY DOUBLE: Flipper
BEST PIECE OF ADVICE: You can lead a horse to water but you can't
climb a ladder with a barrel of apples in
your pants.